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zxcorp:

cherryloi:

zxcorp:

ace-of-green-gables:

chenisthebestkitty:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

stfuconservatives:

ethiopienne:

deliciouskaek:

14kgoldnyc:

sanityscraps:

goldenheartedrose:

soultired:

goldenheartedrose:

inflateablefilth:

nothingaboutus-withoutus:

artemispotter:

(snipped)

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

Bro… You have made my day.

I hate to rain on everyone’s parade but it says it in the new testament too and it elaborates on it quite a bit.

Romans 1:1-32 

 21 For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened.  22 Claiming to be wise, they became fools,  23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.  24 Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, 25 because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.  26 For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature;  27 and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.  28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.  29 They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips,  30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, 31 foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless.  32 Though they know God’s decree that those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them.

OBJECTION! While the above verses are indeed found in the Bible, one must remember exactly who wrote them. This was a letter by the Apostle Paul to the early Christians in Rome; while Paul was well-versed in many fields, knew the law and was distinctly well-spoken, he was also intensely strict with his interpretations of the gospel. This was the man who basically put down women’s rights, and do you see many modern Christians who actually follow that bit? In the end, everything depends on each person’s own interpretation of the Bible. Whether you’re a Christian or atheist, Muslim or Jew, your view of the Word will be different from someone else’s. The same applies to this passage in Romans. You have to take it with a grain of salt.

Bottom line: Jesus still didn’t say anything about it.

That’s not much of an argument ^^”, after all everything Paul said was from God and he was not suppressive of women’s rights.

Women’s rights aside, how many different translations has the Bible been through throughout history? Not to be snooty or anything, but I’m genuinely curious, and that is why I sometimes question the Bible’s validity. There has to be several hundred interpretations of it worldwide, and who KNOWS about history itself. Are these really the words of Paul (and God through him), or are they simply rearranged words that the church wants to teach? It’s still all up to interpretation.

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

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zxcorp:

ace-of-green-gables:

chenisthebestkitty:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

stfuconservatives:

ethiopienne:

deliciouskaek:

14kgoldnyc:

sanityscraps:

goldenheartedrose:

soultired:

goldenheartedrose:

inflateablefilth:

nothingaboutus-withoutus:

artemispotter:

(snipped)

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

Bro… You have made my day.

I hate to rain on everyone’s parade but it says it in the new testament too and it elaborates on it quite a bit.

Romans 1:1-32 

 21 For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened.  22 Claiming to be wise, they became fools,  23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.  24 Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, 25 because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.  26 For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature;  27 and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.  28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.  29 They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips,  30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, 31 foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless.  32 Though they know God’s decree that those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them.

OBJECTION! While the above verses are indeed found in the Bible, one must remember exactly who wrote them. This was a letter by the Apostle Paul to the early Christians in Rome; while Paul was well-versed in many fields, knew the law and was distinctly well-spoken, he was also intensely strict with his interpretations of the gospel. This was the man who basically put down women’s rights, and do you see many modern Christians who actually follow that bit? In the end, everything depends on each person’s own interpretation of the Bible. Whether you’re a Christian or atheist, Muslim or Jew, your view of the Word will be different from someone else’s. The same applies to this passage in Romans. You have to take it with a grain of salt.

Bottom line: Jesus still didn’t say anything about it.

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

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twyxted-mind:

invisibleinnocence:

I had a deep urge to do some storyboarding.

ahaha.

Maybe I’ll do the entire thing in the future. XD

Oh my God…

This is fantastic. *A*

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Nezumi helps Shion break down a lobster in the Drama CD

Shion:
Thank you, Nezumi.
Nezumi:
For...what?
Shion:
If I'd never met you...I would've just grown into an adult who had no idea how to prep a lobster. With your help, I've realized that I, too, will now be able to prep a lobster. And I'm proud to have learned that.
Nezumi:
Uh, sure... You're kind of making a big deal out of this...
Shion:
...I'm glad I met you.
Nezumi:
Shion...
Shion:
Nezumi...
Nezumi:
Shion...!
Shion:
Nezumi...!
Both:
"................KAZE WA TA~MASHI~ WO~"
Safu:
WAIT RIGHT THERE.

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esmethenotsogreat:

Sometimes I like to imagine, that somewhere in the clamp universe, theres one little normal world where there’s no magic and no spirits and no flesh hungry cherry blossom tree and no House of Sumeragi or Sakurazukamori and no Dragons of Heaven and Earth and no vampires or universe hopping in a priest outfit. Where Subaru can just have a normal pleasant life where Hokuto doesn’t die and that friendly older Veterinarian doesn’t kill all of his animal charges.
I just really want these two to be happy in some universe somewhere.

esmethenotsogreat:

Sometimes I like to imagine, that somewhere in the clamp universe, theres one little normal world where there’s no magic and no spirits and no flesh hungry cherry blossom tree and no House of Sumeragi or Sakurazukamori and no Dragons of Heaven and Earth and no vampires or universe hopping in a priest outfit. Where Subaru can just have a normal pleasant life where Hokuto doesn’t die and that friendly older Veterinarian doesn’t kill all of his animal charges.

I just really want these two to be happy in some universe somewhere.

Filed under tokyo babylon true that sumeragi subaru sakurazuka seishirou

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leilai:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

la-bella-e-vita:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”




You. Fucking. Legend.

Karma incarnate.

HAHAHAHAH THE LAST SENTENCE. YOU GO GRANNY!


I WANT THIS FOR MY GRANNY

LAST LINE OMFG
SUCH AN AWESOME GRANDMA AHAHA

leilai:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

la-bella-e-vita:


Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

You. Fucking. Legend.

Karma incarnate.

HAHAHAHAH THE LAST SENTENCE. YOU GO GRANNY!

I WANT THIS FOR MY GRANNY

LAST LINE OMFG

SUCH AN AWESOME GRANDMA AHAHA

(Source: creativehypocrisy, via hime1999)